Settle This Thing — Your Argument on Camera

You pick the fight. Janet & Steve settle it.

• Your argument scripted, filmed and released as one of the Janet & Steve arguments
• An invited visit to set during the Season 2 & 3 shoot
• You're thanked by name in it, and you get the file to share
• Everything in Fan Club — your pick of merch, and two tickets to the Summer 2027 screening

Tell us the argument when you check out. On the cart page there's a box marked "Order special instructions" — type it in there and it arrives with your order. Dishwasher loading? Thermostat politics? Whose family gets the holidays? If you'd rather not, just order and we'll email you.

Set visits are scheduled around the shoot — nine days at the end of November 2026, nine at the end of January 2027 — and the date is agreed with you in advance.

Screening date and venue are still to be confirmed.